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Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2008 12:01:04 PM
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Revenge is sweet.

I married him for his money 

 [So was she, once.]

 

   

Golf for Beginners

 

 

 

I like golf but golf doesn't like me

 Like most things in Golf, it is exaggerated.

 

 

Irish Paramedics

He still isn't breathing. What will we do?

 At least the airway isn't constricted.

 

 

A JOLLY GOOD RECOVERY

 

Inside every fat person is a thin person who loves chocolate.

Inside every 'succulent' person is a very thin person with an insatiable craving for chocolate.

 

 

 

 

SAY IT SLOWLY....

Sofa King slowly if need be.

Sofa King What!?

 This advertisement is Sofa King good!

 

A Kodak Moment

This is why you should wear a helmet.

The photo was shot in Germany or Austria and the words on the building in the background are "Gotterdammerung..."

Now, the Gotterdammerung is one of the cycles of Wagner's operatic works.  It means "Twilight of the Gods", "the end of the world".   Very appropriate for the cyclist in the pic.  

 

 

 

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2008 12:03:50 PM
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How men screw up romance

At least he doesn't fart in bed. 

At least he doesn't fart in bed.

Aussie
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2008 12:08:26 PM

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Parents can be so cruel

(If you're slow - Read the name.)

 

I know a Chinese guy called "Wise King". The Chinese pronunciation is "Wang Ker".

I knew a Chinese man called "Wise King" or "Wise Ruler". In Chinese it is pronounced "Wang Ker".

 

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