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LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 6:07:05 PM
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欢迎留言,用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese. 

请明天看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

请于星期二看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

 

See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets should be translated into Chinese. 

 

I attended my first class about relationships (sex-ed). It was full of people.

 

 

I like listening to you bellowing each morning.

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:32:02 PM
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我确信我这一生中所有快乐的时刻都无法同这一刻比拟。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:34:01 PM
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这是我的祖父母,那时他们19岁,还没有订婚

祖父祖母在一起已经快60年了。我最大的恐惧就是也许我永远也寻找不到他们之间的那种爱。

(我已经19岁了。)

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:34:58 PM
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我给这座城市里的50个人匿名寄去了情人节卡片,这样我才不会太过寂寞!

(情人节快乐!)

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:36:04 PM
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此卡片献给所有重新爱上自己的前男/女友结果又一次把自己弄得遍体鳞伤的勇士。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:36:43 PM
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我又开始抽烟了,因为我的女朋友又开始伤我的心

我仍然爱她。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:37:41 PM
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我想和你生个小孩真的!我知道我还不到20但是我就是想,我知道你也想。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:38:32 PM
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1981916号的那个夜晚:

Sugar Ray Leonard击败了Thomas Hearns;我第一次拥有了一个女人的身体。

直至今日,妻子仍是我唯一的女人。

当某个夜晚的缠绵尤其美妙,我会轻轻将她的手臂举过头顶,轻声宣布她就是”The Champion”(冠军)!耳边随之响起人群激动人心的欢呼

注:Sugar Ray LeonardThomas Hearns是美国著名职业拳击手。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:39:30 PM
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我只想呆在另一个人的怀中永远呆在那里。

 

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:40:19 PM
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我希望自己是个法国人。我讨厌美国。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:41:02 PM
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致我的前夫你给我闭嘴…!

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:41:55 PM
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很想站到高处,朝着你女朋友的脑袋掷一块大铁砧。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:42:59 PM
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结婚已经15年了,我娶的这个女人还是能随时随地点燃我的欲望,从未失手。

宝贝,你真迷人!

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:43:41 PM
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明天晚上我打算约你出去。我有点紧张。其实,这很有趣。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:44:37 PM
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我和我自己达成了一致,永远不过情人节。:)

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:45:33 PM
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我挑了张我们的婚礼请柬,用红色的笔在上面写了个硕大的”I win”(我赢了)。

我把这张请柬寄给了你的前任。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:47:06 PM
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9年前,我和我那个痴迷星球大战有些古怪的男朋友分手了。

直到今天,我还在想着他,爱着他。

我希望他过得开心。亲爱的,请你过得开心

 

 

卡片背面写着:他是我遇到过的最好的男孩。

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:48:06 PM
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我让你回到我身边,只是因为我知道这次你还是会把我们的关系搞砸,而且坦白说,最近我的日子确实过得有点闷。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:49:22 PM
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从在公司第一眼见到你时起我就爱上你了,谢谢你回馈给了我同样的爱。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:50:56 PM
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我不需要这个世界,我只要你!(卡片上德语部分。)

我会为了你继续学德语。(卡片上英语部分。)

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