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LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 11:18:50 PM
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I've seen the animals being killed and I don't care that they suffer.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 11:20:15 PM
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I hate that person who betrayed my friends. But - but no one knows that I still check out her blog. I would like to know what makes her tick, but I don't think she'll give a straight answer. In any case, she is still the best friend I have.

 

the.bulimic.pencil.
Posted: Saturday, January 24, 2009 2:21:51 PM
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有 一張美國Postsecret的秘秘, 它上面有一個男生在笑. 我會翻譯.
它上面寫:

"如果他們發現我男朋友不是基督教徒的話,我就需要跟他分手." 

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:23:11 PM
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我有一个失业的前同事在应聘一份工作时列我做了他的资历证明人,在他告诉我这件事后我也递交了自己的简历应聘这份工作。

14号我就要上岗了。

(拜托,当时我也失业了嘛!)

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:24:02 PM
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我最快乐的记忆是同高中死党一起玩Dungeons & Dragons的那些日子。那甚至比性还美妙(尽管我承认性也是妙事一桩!)如今我已经45岁了。

注: Dungeons & Dragons——”龙与地下城”。欧美一款著名的网络游戏。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:26:21 PM
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我在中国生活了10年。我可以流利地说三种中国方言,普通话,还有广东话。我从事法语,中文和英语的翻译……尽管如此,中国人仍然让我害怕。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:28:15 PM
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the.bulimic.pencil. wrote:

有 一張美國Postsecret的秘秘, 它上面有一個男生在笑. 我會翻譯.
它上面寫:

"如果他們發現我男朋友不是基督教徒的話,我就需要跟他分手." 

 

谢谢您

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:31:14 PM
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哀恸的人是幸福的,因为他们必会得到宽慰。

马太福音 第5章第4

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:32:01 PM
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我本想把自己的秘密邮寄给最好的朋友,可是最后还是”临阵脱逃”,把它们寄去了你那里。

我希望有一天自己可以足够信任一个人,可以同他/她分享自己所有的秘密。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:32:47 PM
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我宁愿快快死去,也不要戴着个CPAP面罩(垂死挣扎)。

注: CPAP面罩是一种通常在(战争中)毒气施放环境下配戴的面罩。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:33:59 PM
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我终于相信,拜托了厌食症的自己,是独特的,性感的,值得爱的,美丽的。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:35:00 PM
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我沉溺于海洛因,并非因为你是个不称职的母亲。

我变成这个样子,只是因为我是个不争气的女儿。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:36:06 PM
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每次看到有学习法语的人在他们邮寄的秘密中犯语法错误,

我就气得要命。如果你在学习我们的语言,就学好她用对她!

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:37:13 PM
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我选择了去阿富汗,因为我知道这样我便再也不能回来。

我不知道该怎么和母亲告别。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:38:28 PM
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我让一个超赞的女孩忘记我。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:39:51 PM
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你想知道那个周六我去哪儿了,其实,我是去给你选戒指了。

现在,那枚戒指就在我的口袋里。

She said, 'YES!'

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:41:41 PM
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我们已经不在一起了。我希望你知道我仍然喜欢着你,

并会一直喜欢下去。你甚至不再和我打招呼,

这很让我伤心。

我真的很喜欢你。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:42:25 PM
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我是他的玩具。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:43:30 PM
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替自然学科老师代课时,我会从实验室里偷实验器材。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:44:12 PM
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出国留学的那段日子里,我“勾搭”上了好几个家伙——他们国籍各异。

我将每一个都视为一种不同的全新的文化体验。

我真的学到了很多——多得让自己都惊异!

 

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