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LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:29:21 PM
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欢迎留言,用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese. 

请明天看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

请于星期二看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

 

 

 

See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets should be translated into Chinese.  

 

I saw two lovers take a stolen kiss on a covered bridge.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:30:14 PM
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I'm proud of our past. I'm going to be more proud of our future.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:35:40 PM
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我疯狂地爱着一个比我大25岁的男人。我害怕自己会成为另一个茶花女。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:36:35 PM
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我的老公不知道,我有个私密的“小金库”……

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:37:21 PM
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你以为我可以读懂你的心……


其实,我只不过一直在偷偷读你的博客。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:38:23 PM
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为了成为一个更好更完善的人,我觉得自己有必要去读一些书,可是,我没有时间哎!

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:39:15 PM
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在他的怀里,我会真正感觉到自己的存在。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:40:16 PM
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我又想吸毒了,因为海洛因可以帮我减掉这些赘肉。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:41:07 PM
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我在Craig’s List上发布的寻人消息都是假的。那些人和事都是我一手虚拟的。

(译者注:Craig’s List——中文译为“客齐集”,是一个知名的网站,以邮件列表的形式提供工作/住房/商品服务等诸多方面的社区化信息。)

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:42:28 PM
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她对自己的伤害……撕裂着我的心。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:43:29 PM
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我的男朋友不知道,我更喜欢“女上位”……

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:44:46 PM
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我有自己的梦想,却没有足够的雄心壮志去实现它们。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:45:38 PM
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我喜欢同流行病做斗争。我号召其他人同流行病做斗争。

我是个流行病学家。可是每天下班后,我都会偷偷地抽掉一包烟。十多年来,天天如此。我不想再这样虚伪下去。一周前我戒烟了。

(注:吸烟在西方被视为一种“流行病”。)

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:46:46 PM
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我希望可以再次离家出走。

没有家的感觉让人兴奋!

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:47:55 PM
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我是个已婚的女人,但是我一直在幻想着另一个男人,

我的幻想如此长久而热烈,最后我爱上了这个幻想中的他,

像他的奴隶一样无法挣脱。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:48:44 PM
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每天我都会把你的地址输进我的GPS导航仪。

可我并不担心会迷路。

我担心的,是真的见到你了我会不知道说什么。

总有一天,我会带给你一个惊喜。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:50:19 PM
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LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:51:14 PM
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如果哪天我穿着裙子,那我八成没穿内裤。

此条信息……仅供参考。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:51:58 PM
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如果你的父亲知道我对你的感觉,他就不会娶我了。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:53:10 PM
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我 已 经 出 发 在 路 上。

 

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