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LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 22, 2008 8:21:37 AM
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欢迎留言,用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese. 

请明天看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

请于星期二看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

 

See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets should be translated into Chinese.

 

I take the train, but tell my workmates that I'm flying. I'm afraid of flying.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 22, 2008 8:23:30 AM
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I'm jealous that my neighbour has three children when I have NONE. Life can be so very unfair.

 

 



We have an serious illness within the PostSecretChinese family. Consequently, our translations from English into Chinese will sometimes be late. We regret any inconvenience and trust you will be patient.

邮寄你的秘密的翻译小组中的一位成员出了一点事故,所以英文翻译成中文有时候会延迟,对此我们深感抱歉,请读者耐心等待,我们会尽我们所能,及时将翻译资料呈现给您阅览。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:33:56 PM
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LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:34:48 PM
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我虽然只有17岁,但我却等不及想为我的孩子扮演圣诞老人了。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:35:43 PM
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我给他们最的好礼物是我死亡的消息。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:36:40 PM
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我想和我的妻子分享我们的美梦,但是我却说服不了自己,

告诉她我的美梦是她另一个女人争吵,我希望她问我。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:37:29 PM
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我嫉妒那些能解开魔方的人。于是我把魔方做了手脚,然后 看着这些人做着挣扎。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:38:46 PM
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我想用性交来驱逐伤痛,可居然没有效果。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:39:30 PM
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我从来没有这样亲吻过,我担心这种亲吻的时候,我会忍不住放屁。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:40:19 PM
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当他们吃这个蛋糕的时候,我会变成一个酒鬼(胡言乱语,非常生气)。圣诞快乐。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:41:25 PM
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在我朋友的葬礼上,我很疯狂,因为我服用了违禁药品。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:42:40 PM
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我没告诉我的好朋友我喜欢她的朋友,

因为我不想她为我们准备专门的约会,

我想让这件事随缘,

期待我们的不期而遇,

这是我所想要的。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:43:46 PM
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这个让我很担忧,但我确信,我会变得很富有,很有知名度,也会很孤独。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:44:33 PM
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和你一起度过的上一个圣诞节是我最开心的圣诞节。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:45:22 PM
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我足足吃了一公斤的圣诞糖果,可我确实一个糖尿病患者。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:46:12 PM
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我到了18岁的时候,就能吃这个了。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:47:09 PM
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我觉得邮递员有点性感。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:48:03 PM
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我在你的葬礼上哭得很伤心,但其实我是为了自己哭泣,

因为我失去了一个重要的人。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:48:54 PM
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还记得我告诉你的那个故事吗,你就是故事中的公主。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:49:48 PM
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她是我留下的唯一原因。

 

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