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LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, December 07, 2008 11:19:09 AM
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欢迎留言,用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese. 

请明天看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

请于星期二看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

 

See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets should be translated into Chinese.     

 

I was far too shy to go away with you for the holiday. But, thank you for asking.
[This is written backwards.]

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, December 07, 2008 11:20:11 AM
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LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:50:11 PM
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今天是我结婚12周年的纪念日,今天我才发现我是那么孤单,今天我决定开始想如何逃离这段悲惨的婚姻。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:51:34 PM
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我求你,爱我吧。。。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:52:24 PM
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我很担忧告诉老爸,我以后不会有孩子了。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:53:15 PM
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如果上天给我一次机会让我选择,我不确定我会选择下面的哪个。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:54:10 PM
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亲爱的老爸,老妈每天都把她治疗抑郁症的药片放到你的咖啡里面,你知道吗,当你们聊天的时候,那些药片让老妈很开心,我很高兴,因为这些药片让老妈感觉你没那么讨厌。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:55:01 PM
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保姆居然是个吸毒的。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:55:48 PM
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只有当我死的时候,我的朋友和我的家人才会发现我的一些不可告人的秘密。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:56:45 PM
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我真想把我的兄弟姐妹踢出我的生活,他们总是有很多问题,是我很烦躁。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:57:45 PM
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我花在车上的时间远远得超过了花在和家人一起的时间。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:58:46 PM
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我试着去释放它们,不让他们如此被束缚。在合适的时间,

打开玻璃罐,去享受这片色彩和光明。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:59:56 PM
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你利用 了我对你的信任,把我给你的照片和其他人一起共享。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:01:31 PM
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有很多猫【英语中pussy 猫的另一个解释是女性的生殖器】
我有很多我前女友的裸照,我总在想要不要把它们公开。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:02:37 PM
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我是一个护士,那些死去的病人总是每天在我脑海里翻腾。

我想对他们说,对不起,我救不了你们。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:03:57 PM
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我后悔把自己的大好青春花在了聚会上,而没有好好得找份像样的工作。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:04:49 PM
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和那个女的过圣诞去吧。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:05:46 PM
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我总是认为整个宇宙是被放置在一个玻璃瓶子里的。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:06:40 PM
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我知道你搞了我老板。

LaughingJack
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:07:39 PM
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那天你问我,我爱你多一点还是爱她多一点。。。我欺骗了你。

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