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LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, November 30, 2008 10:45:32 AM
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欢迎留言,用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese. 

请明天看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

请于星期二看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

 

 

See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets should be translated into Chinese.    

You don't know how much joy you brought us.

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, November 30, 2008 10:47:46 AM
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I borrow money from my friends so I can buy more shoes. I don't need the shoes. 


 

邮寄你的秘密: 华人世界的秘密

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:51:05 PM
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外国人的秘密翻译成中文 2008 - 11 - 30 

我爱上了他,当他还是我的10年级学生的时候。在他中学毕业的那个晚上,

我们第一次做爱了。今天,我们非常开心的结婚了。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:52:08 PM
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25年前,我拿着枪在门口拦住了我妹妹虐待成性的男友,

我每天都在感谢上帝,希望他离开,因为我会杀了他。

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:52:46 PM
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谢谢你毁了我的30年同学聚会。你是一个酒鬼,但你从不承认。有一天,我会有勇气离开你,重新开始自己的人生。

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:53:41 PM
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有时我知道那是虐待...但是我什么都不说。

因为至少虐待意味着在乎。

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:54:33 PM
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我希望有人会问那个问题,我的回答会很简单,

“是的,我是同性恋。谢谢你的问题。”

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:55:17 PM
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我永远都不会实现自己的梦想,成为一位政治家。因为我不想别人知道我的过去。

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:56:06 PM
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每次当我把头发染成金色,我下面都会硬起来。

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:56:51 PM
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我希望我能亲自感谢那些善良的,无私的灵魂,是他们捐献了自己的身体,这样我才能成为了一名医生。

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:57:35 PM
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我告诉过你,订婚钻戒美极了,但是婚后的一个月,我卖掉了它。你并没有注意到。

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:58:32 PM
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我觉得中国人极端地恐怖,但我不是种族主义者。

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:59:13 PM
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我爱我的太太,但是我不尊敬她,因为她不很聪明。

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, December 01, 2008 11:59:54 PM
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对于现在的金融危机,我有一点激动。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 12:00:35 AM
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我没有那样做的唯一原因是:你必须清理我弄的污迹。今天,我很高兴我还活着。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 12:01:20 AM
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每个人都有需要别人帮助的时候。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 12:02:36 AM
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我的父亲是精子捐献者。我嫉妒那些被收养的孩子,

因为他们的父亲并没有为了钱而把精液射到杯子里。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 12:03:19 AM
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当我还是小孩的时候,我认为崩溃好像很绚烂。可实际上不是这样。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 12:04:10 AM
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我担心如果我好了一些,我还是会不开心。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 12:05:49 AM
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最终,我学会了接受我自己,我的胎记使我成为了我。

【在卡片的背面写着】-现在希望其他人也会喜欢我。 

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