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LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, November 24, 2008 12:06:12 AM
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欢迎留言,用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese. 

请明天看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

请于星期二看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

 

See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets should be translated into Chinese.   

 

I'm afraid what I'm letting myself in for.

[Wedding cars are in the picture.]

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, November 24, 2008 12:07:09 AM
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I KNOW our cars are going to get better and better.

LaughingJack
Posted: Monday, November 24, 2008 12:10:56 AM
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LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:27:15 AM
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我是唯一对你友好的人,因为我担心有一天你会射杀全校的师生。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:27:57 AM
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我是一个大学教授,我给那些支持同性婚姻的学生一个好的分数!!! 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:28:44 AM
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他将给你一个惊喜--在感恩节那天到达并向你求婚。是的,就是在星期四。

我也会在那里,我将会感到我再一次地失去了你。 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:29:26 AM
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当我一个人在家里的时候,我喜欢脱光衣服,过裸体的生活。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:30:53 AM
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亲爱的法兰克...我在VA Virginia Beach 的一本《邮寄你的秘密》书中发现了这个秘密。我非常激动,因为我以前从没发现过。虽然我并不认识这些人,但我觉得我知道他们一点点。秘密的下方有一段空白的纸,我把它撕了下来,并写下了我的一个秘密。我也把它塞到了书里面,希望有一天什么人能找到它。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:31:53 AM
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我想我的那些迫不及待想结婚的朋友很悲哀。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:33:16 AM
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LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:34:13 AM
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LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:35:48 AM
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每次当我被从妈妈家里送到爸爸家里的时候,我的心都像碎了一样。
一个住在Virginia Herndon的15岁的女孩写来的卡片。这张卡片代表了我和我弟弟的心声。

 

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:37:00 AM
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我和我的男友发现他的狗喜欢看我的裸体!

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:37:43 AM
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当有魅力的顾客用信用卡付账时,我确保自己记住他们的名字,这样稍后我就能在Facebook上搜寻他们了。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:38:23 AM
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从咖啡馆...里偷出来的水果糖吃起来味道特别好。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:39:24 AM
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即使我是一个犹太女人,我还是发现阿拉伯男人真他妈的性感!

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:40:11 AM
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我没有理由那么悲伤。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:40:48 AM
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每次当我和你在一起的时候,我唯一能想到的是我曾看到过你的裸体...

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:41:31 AM
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男人:“我只想让你知道...你的丈夫和我的太太有一腿...”
女人:“放屁!!你撒谎!!"
你是否曾经后悔过,你太快地挂了电话,没有花时间仔细倾听?

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:42:27 AM
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我一直都在吃我离职同事留下来的饭,已经好几个星期了。

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