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半年来,我们一起去看电影然后再去喝得醉醺醺。
昨天你告诉我你有一个女朋友已经有很长一段时间了。
我真希望你能早一些告诉我
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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我很嫉妒男人可以留短发。虽然我很喜欢剪成那样的发型,
但每个人都将会称呼我为“先生”。
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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我仍然保留着你的电话号码。
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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当我的朋友告诉我他们的性乱交的时候,我感到震惊。我很看轻你。
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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亲爱的法兰克,
我和一个重要的朋友失去了联系。我知道她还活着。请把这个帖出来。
她看到的话会知道如何联系我。她是我最好的一个朋友。
谢谢!
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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我是个女演员,我最好的电影是我的生活。
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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当我看到大学里那些金发美男时,我心跳会加速
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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我想一直都在做爱,这样我就能保持好的身材。
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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我希望我从来没有长大。
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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我想念在我做化学疗法时那些五彩斑斓的梦。
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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2008年11月4日将注定是我生命中最与众不同的一天。
这一天,奥巴马当选为美国第44届总统;还有我终于抓到了我男友对我不忠。
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member
Joined: 6/12/2008 Posts: 892 Points: 2,532 Location: melbourne
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每次当我去公共厕所的时候,我都担心有人会看到我的鞋,
当我出来的时候他们会认出我的身份。(西方的公厕可以看到上厕所人的脚)
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