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欢迎留言，用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese.
请明天看他的博客，到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。
请于星期二看他的博客，到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。
See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets will be translated into Chinese.
My have my boyfriend because he is popular, and it makes the other girls jealous.
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I still love my ex-wife. I think I might love her more than my present wife.
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我认为你是很丑陋，因此我切换到了12频道
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【这是一张结婚周年庆的卡片】
13年了，我们还是那么穷，也还是那么相爱。
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我一个人很孤独。跑马拉松的时候，我把我的名字写在手臂上，
这样我就能听到别人呼喊我的名字为我加油。这不令人伤感吗？
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神学课我一直都作弊。
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我打电话让警察来帮助你，但最终你还是回到了他的身边，我不再“管”你了。
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我责怪女权运动，它令我不开心。
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我在想如果我爸爸得到全部的监护权，我的生活将会怎样...
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我们获得了爱，我们认为我们值得。
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关于你最美好的记忆是：我们坐在一起，读着报纸上的讣告构想着他们的一生。在这个世界上我唯一的愿望是，在这个世界上的某个地方也有象我们那样恩爱的夫妻，正读着你的讣告也想像着你的一生，我希望我是他们故事中的一部分。
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你让我感觉到了我的美丽
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我已经等不及了想老一些并且脸上布满微笑纹，
这样别人就会知道你让我多么开心。
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没什么能比阴茎更我感到害怕的了。
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偶然听到我的邻居骂一位老人后，我把一瓶水倒进了他的汽车油箱里。
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我没有也不需要性生活。
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对不起！
Sonja:哇！哇！哇！
我：对不起！
我假装我们现在只是普通朋友了，但实际上我还是非常想得到她。尽管发生的每件事，即使它很伤人。
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亲爱的未来的婆婆，我很遗憾的通知一个你的坏消息，
你的儿子和我准备结婚。顺便提一下，这是结婚礼服。
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每当我看Mythbusters（电视连续剧）时，我都想演员间会有一些疯狂的性压力。
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