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LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, November 02, 2008 3:05:40 PM
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欢迎留言,用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese. 

请明天看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

请于星期二看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

 

See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets will be translated into Chinese. 

 


I‘m happy I'm a new 'me'. I do not want to be the old me, ever again.

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, November 02, 2008 3:08:19 PM
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I must be the only Chinese person who doesn't like the colour red. 'Blue' is the colour that makes me happy.

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, November 02, 2008 3:10:05 PM
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LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:41:38 PM
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每一天我都非常高兴,因为我不再呆在德国了。
离开美国一切都很糟糕。
那是我一生中最糟糕的一年。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:42:39 PM
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我把我的秘密寄给你。谢谢你照顾它。 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:43:38 PM
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我想你,亲爱的德国!

我爱你,如果我有钱我会再来看你。 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:44:40 PM
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在速拍亭,我们来了场快速性爱...是的,我们也拍了照

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:45:36 PM
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谣言杀死人...沉默也一样。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:46:31 PM
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你,我,和他?真是不可想象。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:47:30 PM
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我幻想着能长一个阴茎,我想知道把它伸到一罐花生酱里的感觉

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:48:32 PM
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3年来,我一直问自己,那时我是否曾让你心碎。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:49:29 PM
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当我在夜总会问你的时候,我没有注意到你的鬓角。
因为:
1)太暗了。
2)看这张照片
无论如何,我想要你!!!

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:50:17 PM
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秘密如潮
1)我准备把我的秘密寄给德国的“邮寄我的秘密”,我并不写那些秘密,因为我担心我的朋友会认出我的笔迹。
2)我仍然深爱着他,但我们不再联系因为我重重地伤了他的心...快一年了,我仍感到很内疚。
3)但我的朋友并不知道这些,他们以为他伤害了我,而我是无辜的。
4)我为我做过的一切感到担心,因为没有人能像他那样能给我带来欢笑。几乎每天晚上我都梦到他。
5)我上了一个最好的高中,但我知道我并不属于这里。
6)我想在其它地方学习,除了这里之外的任何地方。我希望我的成绩有足够的好,还有我的家里有足够的钱。在这里的生活太痛苦了。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:51:07 PM
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我用热水小心地拆开我其他同事的投票邮件,如果他们投了赞成票,我就把投票藏起来。【这是一个关于是否修改法律的投票公函,内容是您是否同意终止同性婚姻的法律,如果大部分人选择,Yes,那么现有允许同性婚姻的法律将被终止】

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:51:57 PM
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我从没喜欢过棒球。我只是喜欢你。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:52:34 PM
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我想在一部中世纪的战争场景中做一名群众演员...
...被一位很棒的演员“杀死”。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:53:09 PM
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 请于每个星期天访问这个博客,届时会有新的中国人的秘密。

See this blog each Sunday for the latest Chinese secrets.

请于每个星期二访问这个博客,届时新的外国人的秘
密会被翻译成中文。
See this blog each Tuesday, when the latest foreign secrets should be translated into Chinese.

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:53:57 PM
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我从没有原谅你的那次“点心意外”(私生子)

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:54:51 PM
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我的人生没有方向,我从没这么快乐过。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:55:40 PM
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我爸爸在浴缸里制作毒品。

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