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欢迎留言，用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese.
请明天看他的博客，到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。
请于星期二看他的博客，到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。
See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets will be translated into Chinese.
[原文显示作者不是英文母语]
我想把自己给你
寄一封匿名的邮件给我们：ChinesePostSecret@GMail.com或者寄一个匿名的卡片到以下地址：中国浙江杭州邮政信箱1208号 “邮寄你的秘密”英俊 收 310012
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Sometimes I save my farts for an elevator.
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我窃以为，上帝是否让人们进天堂取决于他们如何对待动物。
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我告诉每一个人我在MYSPACE认识了你。但实际上我们是在“大屌子”网站遇到你的。
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哇...哇...我抛一枚硬币，做最好的期待。
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你认为我去毛是因为你说那样性感。但实际上我那样做是不想让你看到白毛。
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我的哥哥和姐姐取笑我不吸毒。
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【这是美国邮政的邮寄标签】
在寄给你之前，我为你的包裹祈祷！
Ebay 超级卖家
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我知道部队里的那些家伙当他们知道我是同性恋的时候会告诉所有的人。
所以我不在乎这个国家的将来。
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50岁那年我终于戒了毒瘾，我曾经吸了38年，无限感慨在心头。
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她做了人流，我向她怒喊了几个星期，她犯了个多么大的错误。
但当我也不得不这样时，她紧握着我的手为我祝福。
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当我丈夫在伊拉克的时候，我一直都被自己可能会死去的恐惧困扰着，
因为这样的话他回来时没有人会在家里。
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你发现了我寄给你丈夫的那些照片。那是已经保守了8年的秘密。
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明天是我的24岁生日。虽然花了这么久才认识到我是怎样一个值得爱的人，
但终究我还是做到了。
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我告诉所有我遇到的男生，我的室友有性病。这样他们就都只会来找我而不是她 。
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当拍这张照片的时候，我终于认识到我将和你结婚。
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我担心人们会认为我是一个男人但打扮成女人，因为我那么高。
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我买了一台带无线上网功能的笔记本，这样我就可以在上厕所的时候上网了。
但是我只告诉我的朋友和家人，我在沙发上上网。
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【西方人的卫生纸不像中国人的卫生纸，它们的一卷就是一条，没有分割成一小段】
我相信我比其他人用更多的卫生纸...
...但我并没有办法确切地知道。
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【卡片背景是西方小孩在万圣节时到各家讨糖果说：不招待就使坏】
第一次婚姻结束的时候我几乎要崩溃了。同样我担心这一次也注定会...
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