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LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, October 19, 2008 3:03:06 PM
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欢迎留言,用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese. 

请明天看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

 

请于星期二看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。


See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets will be translated into Chinese.

 

If I weren't confident, would you have married me?
If you happen to see this card, please don't laugh at me.

 

 

秘密藏在你心中,苦辣酸甜无人知;
人人都有小秘密,说出你会很轻松;
匿名寄出你心思,这里展示真人性。
 

寄一封匿名的邮件给我们:ChinesePostSecret@GMail.com或者寄一个匿名的卡片到以下地址:中国浙江杭州邮政信箱1208号 邮寄你的秘密”英俊 收 310012

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, October 19, 2008 3:04:19 PM
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I'm hopelessly thinking about you at night.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, October 19, 2008 3:06:31 PM
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[这张纸条是一个中国男人在马路上塞给英俊的。]
[This was handed to Yingjun by a Chinese man in the street.]
年轻的时候,我经历了一场严重的车祸。车祸给我的腿上留下了一个很大的伤疤,真是可怕极了。这就是为什么不管天气多么炎热,我从不穿短trousers。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 1:20:57 AM
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结婚29年后...
                                            .....我太太终于爱上了我。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 1:21:48 AM
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我正在把Adam Garcia当作我想象中的朋友,这样我就不会因为孤独而发狂...

但我担心这是一个标志,我已经开始发狂了。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 1:22:31 AM
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我喜欢烤美味的糕点,“折磨”我的邻居。 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 1:23:31 AM
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我身体的秘密。
我的乳头长毛。我挖鼻孔。我不会“骑乘式”。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 1:24:30 AM
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我告诉父母,我被同学欺负了,这样我就不去上学了。

那些孩子被短期开除(在西方开除是最严重的处罚,一段时期的开除是次一级的处罚) 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:19:13 AM
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他们不了解,但是...
 
那些老客户和同事们是我仅有的朋友。我宁愿认为他们来不只是为了喝咖啡,而是为了和我聊天。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:20:24 AM
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我真地不在乎这些混帐美食艺术。
我想成为一名艺术家。

但我想,我还没有能力。 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:21:17 AM
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我记不起充满压力的人生之前是什么样子。 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:22:32 AM
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我的代数老师教我如何做除法,远不止只是教我如何分开数字。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:24:05 AM
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我丈夫离开了我,和一个他在教会大会中遇到的女人结婚了。
说出来真有意思。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:25:00 AM
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我是一个成功的专业人士,有顶级私立大学的硕士学位。在地方选举中,

如果我并不了解候选人,我会投票给那个名字最有趣的人。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:26:02 AM
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我从未从中恢复过来,我只是习惯它了。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:28:00 AM
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我告诉了她我所有的秘密,现在已经没什么好寄的了。

 


噢上帝,我犯过一个大错,我告诉她她是那么的漂亮。但我丝毫不为此感到后悔。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:29:18 AM
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我买“乐透”彩票,这样我才可能领养一个孩子。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:30:13 AM
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每次当一位男士为我开门时,我望着他的眼睛,微笑着并且迅速地(但是短暂地)坠入爱河...

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:31:19 AM
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这是早晚的事...

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:32:22 AM
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亲爱的妈妈,
唯一把我从毒品中拯救出来的东西是你的...
谢谢。

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