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LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, October 05, 2008 3:17:21 PM
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欢迎留言,用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese. 

请明天看他的博客,到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。

 

I was driving home and a car followed me.

The driver wound-down his window and told me I didn't have my head-lights on.

I was pleasantly surprised and wanted him to take me away.

Last weeks secrets

http://forum.theonlineprinter.com.au/site_postst140_-2008--09--28.aspx

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, October 05, 2008 3:19:11 PM
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Just like the movie "Dreaming in Paris", my sister is also my lover.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, October 05, 2008 9:21:38 PM
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Ist Secrets

http://forum.theonlineprinter.com.au/site_postst136_-2008--09--21.aspx

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:50:55 AM
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LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:51:39 AM
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我用高清晰标准把这个句子打印了15000次,让公司破费。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:53:12 AM
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我一生都在为我的小A罩杯乳房感到羞愧,我渴望我的胸部也能有动人的曲线,这样我就能感到我是一个真正的女人。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:54:29 AM
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我想得到自由...所以我准备去这里。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:55:18 AM
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尽管你的心脏挽救了其他人的生命...但我仍希望它是在你的体内跳动。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:00:38 AM
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我希望他能从我看他的眼神中读出我爱他。

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:01:31 AM
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侏儒让我很不舒服。我没告诉过任何人。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:02:03 AM
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LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:02:52 AM
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我想宠物们应该报复那些给他们穿衣服的疯子。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:05:13 AM
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我以为邮寄你的秘密编辑部在德国,而不是德国镇(在美国)。我真是个傻瓜!

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:07:19 AM
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有时我想我的前任...

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:08:22 AM
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当“邮寄你的秘密”不是英文的时候,我真恨的要命,因为我看不懂。在接下来的一个星期里,他们都纠缠着我。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:11:40 AM
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当有人在我周围说外语时,我都假装他们在谈论我是如此的热(性感)。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:13:07 AM
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成年后,很多次睡觉的时候我饥肠辘辘;我不记得这种情况小时候有几次。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:14:05 AM
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我是同性恋。

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:15:03 AM
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【The Copy Centers是服务中心,做复印、发传真等服务性工作】
“抱歉,机器坏了”真实的意思是“我很懒,不想帮你”

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 1:18:30 AM
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在护士学校的时候,我花了很多时间和我的精神病人在一起,我非常享受这一切,

甚至远超过和朋友在酒吧里聊天。现在我非常想念他们。

 

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