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欢迎留言，用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese.
请明天看他的博客，到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。
My first girlfriend suddenly disappeared from my side.
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[这张纸条是一个中国男人在马路上塞给英俊的。]
[This was handed to Yingjun by a Chinese man in the street.]
那晚，
我想干那女人，
她也想，但她太老了，
最终，
我们什么也没做，
但是她偷了我的钱
Last week's secrets:
http://forum.theonlineprinter.com.au/site_postst136_-2008--09--21.aspx
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我在家里一直待到37岁，之后我改变了我的生活，一切都不会太晚。
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我是成年人，但当没人看到时，我把它弄干净，抱在胸前。
在我怀里半秒钟。感觉美妙极了。
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谢谢你给我美妙的初恋，如果我再一次陷入爱河并且结婚，我未来的丈夫将欠你很多。
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我不知道说出真相后，大家都认为我是母狗（麻烦制造者）。
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【文字背景是一种洗衣粉商标】
我检查他的内衣，确信他没再偷情。
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每一次，当40岁的男人把1美元放进我的丁字裤的时候，
我都在想，他会是我的父亲吗？
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我仍然不知道剃下面的毛是否正常。
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我想我真正的梦想是我儿时的梦想。由于经济的原因我放弃了它。
我希望我依然快乐。
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如果他吃药，我不会离开他。
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我陷入了生活的陷阱，因为我害怕自由。但是没有人鼓励我打破现状。
我无法自己勇敢起来。
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不要怨恨自己了
快些恢复过来
我们都想你
小孩患饮食失调症的数量在大大增加。
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即使当你你表现的不象一个淑女的时候，望着你棕色的眼睛，
我知道我应该可以和你幸福到永远。
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如果你想做爱，你必须友善些。
一次你问我为什么我如此亲善，现在你知道了吧！“g"
实际上我天生就是这样的人。但是不必担心，早晚你会惊奇地发现我也有很都缺点（撒谎，不忠，伪善的坦诚）
吻
B
我们的秘密是：
我流泪因为你伤了我的心。
你要等我
你还欠我一束花。
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【这是一张希尔顿酒店的员工评价卡】
我不在乎你怎么评价我。
 
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当我在你手上写些什么的时候，我必须写“我爱你”
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我想做的事情是说出那些不雅事实。事实上，你是我的数学老师，
但对我来说，你远不止这个，你是我的父亲、我的兄长、
我的朋友、我的情人...但只在我的脑海里。
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对像我这样有盗窃癖的人来说，
我可爱的大学真是个妙不可言的地方。
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