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LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:22:18 PM
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欢迎留言,用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese.

 

When I was in junior high my curiosity got the better of me and I tried smoking (one BIG puff) sitting on the toilet. It made me cough and splutter and my eyes water. I swear I've never touched the stuff since. 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:23:57 PM
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My bed-sheets, lamp, kitchen utensils, small floor rug, are all made by IKEA. But a didn't pay a cent for them, thanks to ****'s toilet and the easily opened packaging. This gave me lots of happy "shopping" at ****, and I always took lots. Ha! Ha!. I LOVE ****.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:25:14 PM
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I think I'm a cute and innocent girl. But each time I bathe I look at my naked body sexual images enter my brain. I'm thinking that I'm a lead-actress in a blue movie. At that time I look at my short and fat body and really hope that it looks hot so I can totally let go of myself in my steamy bathroom.
I'm an ordinary woman, but I always have erotic thoughts.
Should I be ashamed of myself?

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:27:21 PM
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I love your younger sister, but she loves you.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:28:45 PM
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I don't have a lot of spare cash, so I put ordinary filtered water into an Evian bottle to take to work. I work in the CBD, so I have to do it.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:29:48 PM
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I have two children and three male lovers.
I don't know who is who's father and who is who's son.
~~~Even today I still don't know~~~

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:30:52 PM
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HANA said to himself, "Eat. After you've eaten you can spit it out."
HANA always eats like this.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:32:00 PM
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Actually, I have no secret.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:33:13 PM
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In my Chinese class I draw pictures with my neighbour.
At school, this is the most interesting thing.

 

LaughingJack
Posted: Sunday, September 28, 2008 2:12:26 PM
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