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LaughingJack wrote:
我一直帮我的狗清理粪便...除非那里有支持奥巴马的标语。
I do the same for 'Greens' party signs. I figure it is all organic and likely to appeal to them - until they step in it.
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LaughingJack wrote:
在速拍亭，我们来了场快速性爱...是的，我们也拍了照
This says, "I had a quickie in the photo booth .. and yes, I took photographs."
Did the curtain reach the floor?
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LaughingJack wrote:
你，我，和他？真是不可想象。
This reads, "You, Me, and Him? I can't believe it!"
The in-laws might be saying the same thing.
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LaughingJack wrote:
我幻想着能长一个阴茎，我想知道把它伸到一罐花生酱里的感觉
This reads, "I want a penis so I can feel the sensation when I plunge it into peanut butter"
Peanut butter must be quite soft in France.
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LaughingJack wrote:
欢迎留言，用中文或英文。 Feel free to post comments in English or Chinese.
请明天看他的博客，到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。
请于星期二看他的博客，到时英文的秘密会被翻译成中文。
See this blog Tuesday, when the latest English secrets will be translated into Chinese.
I‘m happy I'm a new 'me'. I do not want to be the old me, ever again.
Your mates might also be pleased to see the back of the old you, too.
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LaughingJack wrote:
秘密如潮
1）我准备把我的秘密寄给德国的“邮寄我的秘密”，我并不写那些秘密，因为我担心我的朋友会认出我的笔迹。
2）我仍然深爱着他，但我们不再联系因为我重重地伤了他的心...快一年了，我仍感到很内疚。
3）但我的朋友并不知道这些，他们以为他伤害了我，而我是无辜的。
4）我为我做过的一切感到担心，因为没有人能像他那样能给我带来欢笑。几乎每天晚上我都梦到他。
5）我上了一个最好的高中，但我知道我并不属于这里。
6）我想在其它地方学习，除了这里之外的任何地方。我希望我的成绩有足够的好，还有我的家里有足够的钱。在这里的生活太痛苦了。
Crickey, Germans have long winded secrets! French secrets might be kinky, but at least they're one-liners!
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LaughingJack wrote:
我用热水小心地拆开我其他同事的投票邮件，如果他们投了赞成票，我就把投票藏起来。【这是一个关于是否修改法律的投票公函，内容是您是否同意终止同性婚姻的法律，如果大部分人选择，Yes,那么现有允许同性婚姻的法律将被终止】
This person should be ashamed of him/herself!
Vote tampering is a sin.
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LaughingJack wrote:
我从没喜欢过棒球。我只是喜欢你。
He might not like baseball, either. He might have been trying to shake you off!
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LaughingJack wrote:
我从没有原谅你的那次“点心意外”（私生子）
I hope it wasn't soggy.
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LaughingJack wrote:
我爸爸在浴缸里制作毒品。
There's a good chance he made you there, too.
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LaughingJack wrote:
饿着肚子的时候很难有高潮，但一旦有了高潮，那是最棒的感觉。
Sell it as a weight loss program in California. They'll pay you bucketloads for it.
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LaughingJack wrote:
我觉得我们正处在最好的历史时期，更令人激动的是，我们是这一伟大时代的一部分。
You haven't been bathing in the bath-tub mentioned above, have you?
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LaughingJack wrote:
我想成为你把我带进速拍亭拍滑稽照片的那个女孩。
Well, remember that the curtain only hides your upper body in English-speaking photobooths, unlike (apparently) the french booths.
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LaughingJack wrote:
可怕的想法：
当吸大麻时，我开始感觉到真正的“我”
You might think about showering instead of taking a bath.
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