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我太太在家中教育我们的孩子们，这样他们就不会经历像她那样噩梦般的小学时光。
【这是把孩子放在家中教育的宣传画，列举了20个好处】
都是谎言。
家庭学校毁了我的一生。
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和你在一起的时候，我穿最性感的丁字裤...
（在恰当的时候）
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Cindy McCain的脸吓了我一跳。
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如果我极度保守的男友能在大选只之前大声的说出“我爱你”，我会投票给McCain（保守派候选人）。
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我上传了我的裸照到我的博客上，它比我丈夫的博客有了更多的访问量。
这是报复。我希望他花更多时间在我身上而不是电脑。
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Rank: Advanced Member
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我们谈话，但没有人听，因此我们买宠物。
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我永远都不会过上富裕的生活。
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【这是一张军队为伊拉克战争寄来的问候卡片】
我愿意为他们去死的意愿那么强，有时，这令我恐惧。
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Rank: Advanced Member
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我吃光了所有的冰激凌。
这样我的孩子就不会像我那样胖。
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我太太准备在万圣节的时候装扮成女超人。
这比所有我能想象到的事情还要令我“兴奋”。
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Rank: Advanced Member
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18岁生日时，我纹了一个纹身，装了一个唇环。
奶奶看到唇环后说：“好吧，至少它不是纹身”
...她到现在都还不知道那个纹身。
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Rank: Advanced Member
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我是一个水疗沙龙的接待员。当客人给的小费低于15%时，
我让他们的信用卡刷更多的钱。我从不告诉他们。
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Rank: Advanced Member
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嘿！癌症！
趁早停下来。你永远不能打败她。
对你来说，她太强大了！
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